I read the room, not the playlist.

A dance floor is a nervous system. It tenses, it hesitates, it commits — and it tells you what it needs about four bars before it needs it, if you’re the kind of person who watches.

Twenty-eight years behind the decks, and that’s still the whole job.

What you get

Over 10,000 songs, and the judgement to know which one comes next. Full sound and lighting, set up and packed down without you noticing either. A conversation before the night about your people — not a form asking for your top forty. MC duties if you want them, silence if you don’t.

What it costs

Wedding — 5pm to 11pm — $600

Party — 6:30pm to midnight — $500

Additional hours — $150 per hour

All prices include GST. Fifty per cent holds the date and the balance is due before the night — so nobody’s settling up at eleven o’clock with a drink in their hand.

Check my date — tell me about your night